Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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