I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join