but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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