what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize