her vagine was all disorganized.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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