I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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