That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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