help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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