Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was confusing and full of hummus
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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