Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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