He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
