There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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