Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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