He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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