A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My nipple is on Facebook.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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