Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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