She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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