ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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