Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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