sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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