Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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