Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I had to cum in my sink.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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