And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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