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• (954): View more from Florida

  everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I hate the hobo that sits outside our building

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  Joe or Chris?

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  do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?

  (1-314): View more from Missouri

  well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?

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