I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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