yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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