First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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