sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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