so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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