in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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