last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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