its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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