i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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