Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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