Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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