We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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