Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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