So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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