I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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