At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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