so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.