don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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