my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.