did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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