Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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