I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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