Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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