Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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