So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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