Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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