I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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