We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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