Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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