covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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