Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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