that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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